Goblin Snot - Ointment for Dry and Itchy Skin

Don’t let the name fool you — Goblin Snot Balm is anything but crude. This legendary blend was first discovered in the mossy warrens of the Western Hills, where goblins prized its uncanny ability to soothe and restore after long nights of toil and tussle.

Today, it’s a staple of every wise adventurer’s kit — a smooth, golden balm crafted with plantain, chickweed, and calendula. These botanicals have long been valued by herbalists for their gentle, skin-loving properties. The result is a salve that comforts minor irritations, dryness, and the general wear of travel or training.

Softly scented and rich in natural oils, it’s the perfect companion for battle scars, garden scratches, or everyday adventures.

How to Use:
Apply a small amount to clean skin and massage gently until absorbed. Ideal for dry hands, minor scrapes, or wind-chapped areas.
For external use only.

Lore:
It’s said that the first goblin apothecary bottled this balm after discovering its strange, shimmering texture in the roots of moon-kissed herbs. Ever since, “Goblin Snot” has been a badge of rough-and-ready care — proof that even mischief can heal.

Disclaimer : These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For external use only.