Calm the Fuck Down - Stress Support Tincture 1oz

A Grounding Herbal Blend for Adventurers of All Temperaments

In every realm—whether ruled by dragons, council elders, or the chaos of everyday life—there comes a moment when even the bravest soul needs to breathe, regroup, and not set something on fire. Inspired by old-world herbal traditions and the irreverent honesty of modern adventurers, Calm the Fuck Down blends several botanicals long valued by herbalists for their grounding and soothing qualities.

This tincture combines lavender, ashwagandha, valerian root, skullcap, and passionflower—plants traditionally used to support a sense of calm, help the mind unwind, and promote relaxation during stressful times. Each herb is slowly extracted to preserve its natural character and bring forward the comforting aromas and earthy tones found in centuries of herbal practice.

While tales speak of wandering mages using these herbs before council disputes or dragon negotiations, we offer this tincture simply as a traditional herbal preparation, crafted to help you create your own moments of calm amidst the quests and chaos of daily life.

Suggested Use

Use according to your personal herbal routine, or consult with an herbal practitioner for personalized guidance.

Ingredients

Lavender (Lavandula spp.), Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera), Valerian Root (Valeriana officinalis), Skullcap (Scutellaria lateriflora), Passionflower (Passiflora incarnata), alcohol

Safety & Legal Information

• This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

• Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or have a medical condition.

• May cause drowsiness in some individuals.

• Keep out of reach of children.